Why this Fuckin' Job Sucked

Author: thebigk

  • So I let Captain

    I let Captain Charisma know that I am leaving the theater. I thought he was going to cry like a fuckin’ little bitch. Then he was like, “Have you tolf the Ref”. I said no and told him that he could tell his ass. He then asked why I was leaving… I told him that it was none of his business. He then was like, “Are you going to the Save”. I told it that “IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!” I ended up tell him that I got a BETTER JOB doing more. I then explained to him that I will be working REAL HOURS. Mon-Fri 9-6 and SAT 9-4. I told him that there are other reasons why I am leaving, but I would address those issues before I leave. I will be sending a letter out to higher ups and tell them what has been happening here. FUCK K!!!

    the BIG K

  • Lord Booth Bitch His Majesty and Captain Charisma… The Gay Y Connection

    A while back, some of us expressed how much we thought it was unfair that LBBHS as allowed to do nothing but booth. If everyone is getting paid the same amount, why is it that only 2 out of the 5 people actually are doing all the positions? I know why… Both Captain Charisma and Booth Bitch masterbate to little kids. Think about it for a minute… They both disappear when it is busy… They also look around at the little peeps that come through the doors… I think I proved my point.

    “Well, I hate to tell you”, then do not tell me at all you piece of shit. It goes deeper than the fact that they like the same sexual fantasy’s. I feel they are the same person. Next time you look at the two, you will notice what I talking about. FUCKIN FAGGOTS!!! I hope you two go to jail together.

    the BIG K

  • Meeting Yesterday

    So we had a meeting about misc bullshit. Basically so Captain
    Charisma can say that he had a meeting… There was an issue about
    “the Booth Bitch”. You see, he has CC in his fuckin palms. CC does
    not want him to do anything but booth. What the fuck?!? He makes
    Stuttering Dub do it all the fuckin time. Shit SD actually wants to
    learn more. That faggot BB wants to stay upstairs in the booth. Fuck
    that… I do not know what CC and BB have on the Ref, but it is
    completely BULLSHIT.

    I still cannot believe that Captain Charisma actually said that he
    needs to get the Ref’s approval before taking care of business. The
    only thing CC said that “the Booth Bitch” can change belts faster than
    us… The truth is BB can do that… But what else does that
    worthless piece of shit do? He comes down and watches us work…
    That is BULLSHIT!!! If Zann, T-Dub, or I came down and
    started to watch people work, we would get written up or lose our job.
    The Booth Bitch would not. He would say that he has a problem with
    his change of jobs. I really hope CC gets some fuckin balls and talks
    to him. I know that he has none… So the Booth Bitch will still get
    his fuckin way. FUCK YOU BOOTH BITCH!!!

    I still cannot believe that M got a better job. I wish he was still
    checking the board out. I am sure he will want to get a good laugh
    out of it. Later M!!! I bet you cannot wait until July!!!

    the BIG K

  • Here is what I was thinking about today…

    3% – Come for a good time and do not mind our prices
    7% – Come in to complain… That is fuckin it.
    10% – Come in for a good time, but are REALLY STUPID
    25% – White/Black Trash
    55% – Are just FUCKIN STUPID!!!

    the BIG K

  • 4:20

    Well, it is 4:20 today. I hope all of you stoners get it.

    I here to tell everyone that someone special has left the theater. A couple of days ago, damadidor left us for a better job. It was a sad day for all of us. Myself and Zann_69 are thinking about adding someone else. We are still going to let damadidor post if he likes, but we will have all the insider information. FUCK CAPTAIN CHARISMA!!! FUCK HIM IN THE ASS!!! He likes boys.

    the BIG K

  • I hate working anymore

    "In the crowd of pain, Captain Charisma comes without any shame,
And mom and dad are the ones you can blame
Charisma died today [Cheers!!!]
He blew his brains out into the bay,
In the state of mind in [his] own private suicide"

    Captain Charisma is being a fuckin retard… He thinks he can send bad messages to me and get away with it… No way… I am going to bad another talk with his face. Hells fuckin no… Him and I are going to have another talk and I will not be surprised if I get fired. I hope not though. I need drinking money and porn. I hope next time I work, he does not have his shirt untucked and keeps on disappearing to the bathroom. I was told by the janitor that C2 was going around talking to himself about the theatre. I then was told he had his hands in a fist and was beating them up and down… Wow… What are suppose think about that shit.

    Last week, we had a home office person at the good ol theatre. She was there is talk about Captain Charisma. No one decided to hold back on how much C2 sucks at life. I am guessing that he should be fired by this week and the latest next week. If they do not fired his old fuckin ass, someone will be going even higher than it has… THX 33888444466. You rule!

    the BIG K

  • I hate the weekends, but not this one

    “Oh therapy, can you please fill the void? Is he retarded or is he just unemployed”

    On last Friday (Feb 25th), the Ref decided to make his way down to the theater… He talked to some of the employees about Captain Charisma. I had no idea why his ass was here, but I was informed later on why… C2 sucks at life.

    This weekend, Captain Charisma had some “friends” at the theater… They were here to talk to him about how much he sucks at life. Actually, they did not even talk to him… She came here and talked to all the staff and managers. They did not even talk to him about the problem. Since he is the problem, everyone and their mother bashed him.

    I am willing to bet that they will not fire him, but move him to another location. What type of fuckin company does that shit? I know one that does. Fuck it… Can you believe that we cannot tell anyone that some of us hang out?!? What type of shit is that? The point of me rambling on is, C2 has about 97.69% chance of getting fired… I really hope that drunk loses his job and crawls into a hole in the wall… I just hope he does not come back and shoot the place up, even though I know he does not have the balls to do so.

    the BIG K

  • Re: Masterbating at Work?

    Holy shit D!?!?! That shit is so fuckin right… I completely agree that the fuck is jacking off to little kids… That sick motherfucker… or should I say Kidfucker. I seriously wish he would just leave… I cannot believe they still employ that piece of shit. Fuck em

    the BIG K 69

  • I Feel Now that OUR Point has been Proven

    I was minding my own business and checkin out email. I noticed a
    weird email, so I decided to take a quick look… It was a check on
    the theatre. Nothing big we usually score around 90-95%. I saw
    scored in the 70%-75% range. What the FUCK?!? We have not been that
    low ever!!! I wonder who could be at fault.

    You see we kept on telling The Ref that Captain Charisma is a fuckin
    joke… He sucks at life and makes all of us look bad. No matter what
    we tell The Ref, he shrugs it off like nothing is the matter. C.C.
    cannot even doing an 8 person schedule right. He makes some people
    work 8 days in a fuckin row. How fucked up is that? I swear one day
    he is going to get called out on it… I think today might be that
    day. This is the second time in a row something was said about C.C.
    being a dumbass. I am not kidding you when I say that this is
    straight from a corporate report on the theatre:

    Name of Manager on Duty: Captain Charisma
    Age: 50
    Hair: Balding Brown/Grey
    Height: 5′ 8″
    “THE MANAGER DID NOT SEEM TO WANT TO INTERACT WITH THE PATRONS. WHEN
    HE WAS CALLED OVER TO ASSIST WITH SOMETHING AT THE CONCESSION STAND,
    HE DID NOT LOOK AT ANYONE OR SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE.” – exact quote

    This is the 2nd time he has been called out… I hope that The Ref
    will do something about.

    Here is the ironic part of the whole situation… I was told
    yesterday that on Saturday we had a secret shopper. The “Slave” said
    that they swear there was a secret shopper in on Saturday. I was
    like, “BULLSHIT”. “There are never any that come in anymore.” I
    stand corrected.

    Captain Charisma mumbled something a week ago that I forgot to post.
    He mumbled, “I know I saw you and zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…” Which
    I replied, “What?!?” I figured out what he was referring to. He
    swears TheBIGK69 is hanging out with someone who is not in the “same”
    position… Who the fuck cares? Shit, we do not even work together
    that much… (That Much = Never)
    I was talking the chick, who I am fucking hard 3 times a week and she
    works at the theatre, about the problem. She was wondering if at some
    point he was so trashed he saw someone who looked like BK and Z69.
    Everything started to make sense… The drinking references and the
    “blow-ups” during work. He has a BAD-fucking problem with beer… I
    think that if he were ever to get fired, he would say it is because he
    has a drinking problem. I swear that stupid son-of-a-bitch would pull
    that shit out of his ass. GOSH, I hate that guy.

    I know that “M” will be putting up a rant about how fuckin stupid
    Captain Charisma is… I have not heard much from Zann69 due to the
    fact we never work together because CC is a faggot. Any ways I need
    more sleep…

    LATE
    the BIG K

  • See this is the shit I am talking about…

    Alright bitches… Here is another that I received from a corporate
    email from Captain Charisma. Instead of the phrase, “Broken Window”,
    he decides to completely fuck that up and use “broken windom”… How
    the fuck does he get away with shit like this… I think he blew some
    dude for a tenure at this place. FUCK YOU Captain Charisma!!!

    the BIG K